I didn't cause this fire either.  

Ipso facto

  1. My name is Regina, it means "Queen" in Latin. In elementary school I was told having people address me as "Queen Regina" is redundant so, you can just call me Regina. 
  2. My pinky finger comes to a natural rise when I drink from a cup. I may be a descendant of aristocratic blood. 
  3. As a teen my house burned down. Don’t worry, I didn’t start the fire it was electric boogie oogie oogie. 
  4. I have a black lab who only relieves himself on well manicured lawns and believes bikers, are aliens disguised as people moving at an unreasonable pace. 
  5. The only clichéd thing about me is I’m a girl who loves shoes. Or maybe I secretly hate feet.